February 2010
76 posts
GO AWAY.
does anyone else?
think of feminine products when you hear “iPad”? or is that just me…
January 2010
81 posts
ROCKET SUMMER ALBUM IN 23 DAYS.
Anonymous asked: Hey, I'm sorry about everything you're going through. Even though we're not really close or anything, the times I see you, you really cheer me up or you can just make me smile. I think you're adorable, not in the stalker way, just in the hey, you're a cool kid, way. I hope you feel better with everything. If you ever want to talk to someone, I'll be around, I hope.
Anonymous asked: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
“Say hello to the people haircut.”
– Jacob Pajda’s haircut (via sasqui)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
today sucked ass.
Some Useful Condescending Phrases
Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM).
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
I...
so strange
weird night. not really excited for anything tomorrow except maybe MT.
Pure WIT.
Ricky Gee: so what are you doing?
Andrea Wilkinson: pondering on whether or not to make myself a grilled cheese
Andrea Wilkinson: actually
Andrea Wilkinson: no
Andrea Wilkinson: that'd be bad
Ricky Gee: por que?
Ricky Gee: i heard/saw on tumblr that you make a rad grilled cheese
Andrea Wilkinson: because i already had dinner!
Andrea Wilkinson: YEAH I DO
Andrea Wilkinson: the best of your life
Ricky Gee: DANG IT
Ricky Gee: i cant have it.
Ricky Gee: im SO mad.
Andrea Wilkinson: haaa well, maybe some day we'll be next to a stove, cheese, cutter, spatula, and bread coincidentally
Andrea Wilkinson: BUTTER
Andrea Wilkinson: not cutter.
Andrea Wilkinson: those people are too emotional for grilled cheese
ricky gee.
woopsydaisykd:
i am so sorry that my mom talked your mom’s ear off for over an hour about how to not eat gluten.
um, are you kidding? im sorry your mother had to listen to mine! she WOULD talk for over an hour… *facepalm*
YESYESYES.
whitneyisartsy:
I GOT ACCEPTED TO TWU’S HONOR PROGRAM
BOOOOYAH
goodbye calculus now?
blegh
HAHAH How to use a Semicolon →
gettin' food.
andr0id:
ricardo531:
(without wheat.)
Are you the new Katie Davis?
ugh yes.
gettin' food.
(without wheat.)
ohh jacob.
*facepalm*
Anonymous asked: IS YOU'RE FULL NAME REALLY RICARDO?
orangetree4:
This is for Megan Perry.
I did it...
orangetree4:
I’ve been crying for like 45 minutes because I cant find my Jameson critique. I cant show my face at that school tomorrow without it.
convincing my mom will either take
a) fake sick
B) tell her I will not graduate because of it
c) cry because Jameson is killing me
All of these will get her pissed off, and make her yell at me. All three of these might not work, but if she says...
-_- my ankle doesnt hurt or anything.
i just cant find a comfortable position to sleep in. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ouch. my ankle is not happy :\\
elessaxmargaret:
ricardo531:
elessaxmargaret:
ricardo531:
i feel like an idiot.
hahaha, i love you even if you’re gimpy :]
SHUT UP! im not gimpy!
hahaha.
come stalk me, stickam.com/elessamargaret
im downstairs with ice on muh leg. i cant :\
ouch. my ankle is not happy :\\
elessaxmargaret:
ricardo531:
i feel like an idiot.
hahaha, i love you even if you’re gimpy :]
SHUT UP! im not gimpy!
ouch. my ankle is not happy :\\
i feel like an idiot.
I laughed SO hard. →
this is too much
skyofdiamonds:
I’m trying to feel better about everything, I really am. I’ve been feeling pretty average today, up until last period.
One thing that will always get to me, and never stop getting to me, is when people make me look like a dumbass. I realized towards the end of ninth grade, when I got my class rank and GPA for the first time, that I was not the smartest cookie. I never thought I...
Nicotine
moosejohnson:
I have consumed the equivalent of 92 ciggarettes worth of Nicotine today. a new record.
HOW!?!? …and is it possible to OD on that? haha
Honesty is hard
skyofdiamonds:
beccaslifeisaverage:
Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People:
10. Yeah I try to be nice to you. but i really dont respect what you are doing right now. But I’m mostly just disappointed really.
9. You care way too much about what people think about you. It sooo doesnt matter.
8. You are wonderful.
7. You are snot-faced little twerp. I dont get it at all....
can't change pages again. jesus take the wheel.
(via elessaxmargaret)
SAME HERE.
musingsofmyheart asked: What's your skype?
elessa,
give me few, and i will totally get on.
Reblog with what day your birthday is, and the...
woopsydaisykd:
optimisticallyconfused:
sweetlynumb:
historyofbeauty:
rhineland:
flycatcher:
fancifull:
azula:
cuddlesinbed:
abcieloo:
colourtheory:
allisonicole:
ashleyladeras:
kbizzle:
austinidhitit:
http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/ find your holiday there!
March 8th- Be Nasty Day
May 27 - Sun Screen Day.
July 13 - Fools Paradise Day…. o.O
April 10...
aghh
what boys say versus what i over analyze them to...
letsgetfamouss:
he says “no, i can drive it over to your house”
i hear “no ashley, i am afraid to have you near my house because you freak me out”
when really he is just being a gentlemen.
he says “i’m down with whatever you want”
i hear “you are being to over bearing right now so i just want to finish talking to you will stop badgering me”
when really, he doesnt care who drives.
welcome...
do not try shrink me, gypsy. i serious.
(via daniixx38)
i freakin’ love you. hahahaa BEST THING EVER.
orangetree4:
this took me like 5 min… I don’t...